June 18th, 2010
Another sign of the impending apocalypse.
The AV Club notes that David Coverdale, he of Whitesnake fame, is introducing a line of wines bearing the band’s imprimatur. According to the new rockin’ sommelier, the Whitesnake zinfandel is a “bodacious, cheeky little wine, filled to the brim with the spicy essence of sexy, slippery Snakeyness”.
Like Thunderbird. But for cock rockers.